
Lana Petrovna
Presenter · fictional
Presents Name the Show films, and was one of the three in Welcome to TV Titles, the film that introduced the channel.
A fictional presenter, generated for these films. Not a real person, and not based on one.
Appears in
- 7 Name the Show films on the TVTitles channel ↗. Which film is which show is the game, so it is not said here.
- Welcome to TV Titles, with the other two presenters — watch it ↗.
Favourites
Every show Lana has made a film about, most recent first. They are added as her films come out.
5 sequencesBabylon 5
Five seasons, five openings, and each one changes who is allowed to speak. The monologue passes from the station's first commander to his successor to his second-in-command, then splinters across the whole cast, then stops being a monologue at all.
- Season 1
- Season 2
- Season 3
- and 2 more
2 sequencesSeverance
A man walking through his own head, drawn as a corporate-training diagram that keeps folding back into itself. Oliver Latta's animation, and the best argument in years that a title sequence can be the thesis.
- Season 1
- Season 2
2 sequencesOzark
Five glyphs inside the letter O — a boat, a gun, a cross, a bird, a body of water — chosen for the episode they introduce. The title card is a table of contents.
- Season 1
- Season 2
5 sequencesSilicon Valley
An animated Bay Area skyline of tech-company headquarters, rebuilt every season to match who was winning that year. The joke only works because it kept being updated — logos appear, get acquired, and vanish between seasons.
- Season 1
- Season 3
- Season 4
- and 2 more
3 sequencesBattlestar Galactica
The only title sequence on this site that reports the plot. Under the Gayatri Mantra and the Cylon text, the American version ends on a count of the surviving human population — a figure recalculated for each episode, so the titles get worse as the show goes on.
- Seasons 1–2
- Season 3
- Season 4
2 sequencesTwin Peaks
A bird, a sawmill blade and a waterfall, over Angelo Badalamenti at a tempo no network would approve today — ninety seconds of a town being described before anyone in it speaks.
- Seasons 1–2
- Season 3
4 sequencesTrue Detective
Double-exposure portraits where the landscape is projected onto the people. Every season is reshot from scratch, so the titles change as completely as the cast does.
- Season 1
- Season 2
- Season 3
- and 1 more
The other presenters: Nora Blythe and Scarlett Vale.