8 Simple Rules
A father guarding his daughters, and the sitcom that had to keep going after John Ritter died during its second season.
8 Simple Rules opens with a main title sequence of 33 seconds.
It arrived on ABC in 2002, when One Life to Live, All My Children and Schoolhouse Rock! were also on the network.
The opening titles
Season 1
33sFan upload of the first season's intro.
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