Alas Smith and Jones
Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones after Not the Nine O'Clock News, with a title that puns on a western.
Alas Smith and Jones opens with a main title sequence of 23 seconds.
At 23 seconds, it opens well under the 38-second median for comedy sequences in this catalogue.
It arrived on BBC Two in 1984, when Great Railway Journeys, The Old Grey Whistle Test and Yes Minister were also on the network.
The opening titles
Season 1
23sFan upload of the first series' theme.
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1 sequence
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A family at a kitchen table, laughing at something you cannot hear, rebuilt for every season across twenty years and a thirty-year gap.
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