Fat Actress
Kirstie Alley playing a version of herself trying to get cast.
One opening sequence is catalogued for Fat Actress, covering season 1.
It arrived on Showtime in 2005, when Twin Peaks, Stargate SG-1 and Weeds were also on the network.
The opening titles
Season 1
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