Friends
A fountain, an umbrella and six people who are not, on any reading of the physics, getting less wet.
Friends kept one opening title sequence, 48 seconds long, across season 6.
At 48 seconds, it opens well above the 38-second median for comedy sequences in this catalogue.
It arrived on NBC in 1994, when Another World, Columbo and Mad About You were also on the network.
The opening titles
Season 6
48sThe season six titles, in which every cast member is credited with the surname Arquette — a one-week joke after Courteney Cox married David Arquette, left running for the season. The show's rights holders remove uploads promptly, so earlier attempts at this entry all found dead links.
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Mr. Bean
A man dropped from the sky in a spotlight while a choir sings about him in Latin, every week, for a character who never explains himself.
- Season 1
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A brass sting and a family photograph, in forty-eight seconds that promise nothing more complicated than what you are about to get.
- Season 1
1 sequence
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A baby's face in the sun, four aerials and a narrator counting them in — over two minutes of titles for a programme aimed at people under three.
- Season 1
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The cast singing 'In the Street' from the back of a Vista Cruiser, re-recorded and reshot every season — plus one-off Halloween and Christmas versions.
- Seasons 1–8
1 sequenceThe King of Queens
A delivery driver, his wife and her father in Rego Park, nine seasons long.
- Season 1