Grounded for Life
A young Staten Island family, told out of order within each episode.
Grounded for Life opens with a main title sequence of 13 seconds.
At 13 seconds, it opens well under the 38-second median for comedy sequences in this catalogue.
It arrived on Fox in 2001, when America's Most Wanted, The X-Files and MADtv were also on the network.
The opening titles
Season 1
13sThe first season's opening from a themes channel, thirteen seconds and unupscaled.
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