How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast)
A teenager who builds Europe's largest online drug market from his bedroom to win back a girlfriend, and eleven seconds to say so.
How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast) opens with a main title sequence of 11 seconds.
At 11 seconds, it opens well under the 38-second median for comedy sequences in this catalogue.
It arrived on Netflix in 2019, when Arrested Development, Top Boy and Big Mouth were also on the network.
The opening titles
Season 1
11sCompilation channel, labelled as the first season's official intro.
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