I Am Weasel
1997–2000Cartoon NetworkAnimation
The Cow and Chicken spin-off, with a theme that is mostly the title said repeatedly.
I Am Weasel opens with a main title sequence of 30 seconds.
At 30 seconds, it opens well under the 58-second median for animation sequences in this catalogue.
It arrived on Cartoon Network in 1997, when Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Dexter's Laboratory and Johnny Bravo were also on the network.
The opening titles
Season 1
30sRestored fan upload.
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