My Wife and Kids
Damon Wayans running a household on a theory of parenting he makes up as he goes.
My Wife and Kids kept one opening title sequence, 29 seconds long, across season 4.
It arrived on ABC in 2001, when One Life to Live, All My Children and Schoolhouse Rock! were also on the network.
The opening titles
Season 4
29sFan upload dated 2004; counting a season per year from the March 2001 launch, that is the fourth.
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