Royal Pains
2009–2016USA NetworkComedy
A concierge doctor in the Hamptons, in the middle of USA's blue-sky decade.
Royal Pains opens with a main title sequence of 27 seconds.
At 27 seconds, it opens well under the 38-second median for comedy sequences in this catalogue.
It arrived on USA Network in 2009, when Law & Order: Criminal Intent, Psych and Monk were also on the network.
The opening titles
Season 1
27sFan upload.
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