Square Pegs
Two girls trying to be popular at a Californian high school, one season long and much imitated since.
Square Pegs opens with a main title sequence of 60 seconds.
At 60 seconds, it opens well above the 38-second median for comedy sequences in this catalogue.
It arrived on CBS in 1982, when Candid Camera, Guiding Light and As the World Turns were also on the network.
The opening titles
Season 1
60sThe name embroidered across the back of a jacket.
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1 sequence
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2 sequences
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A family at a kitchen table, laughing at something you cannot hear, rebuilt for every season across twenty years and a thirty-year gap.
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