The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show
A sitcom in which the husband watches the rest of the episode on a television in his study and comments on it — thirty years before anyone called that postmodern.
The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show opens with a main title sequence of 9 seconds.
At 9 seconds, it opens well under the 38-second median for comedy sequences in this catalogue.
It arrived on CBS in 1950, when Candid Camera, Truth or Consequences and What's My Line? were also on the network.
The opening titles
Season 1
9sFan upload. Nine seconds — as short as anything the streaming services do now, seventy years earlier.
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