The New Adventures of Old Christine
A divorced mother whose former husband's new girlfriend is also called Christine, which is where the title comes from.
The New Adventures of Old Christine opens with a main title sequence of 8 seconds.
At 8 seconds, it opens well under the 38-second median for comedy sequences in this catalogue.
It arrived on CBS in 2006, when Candid Camera, Guiding Light and As the World Turns were also on the network.
The opening titles
Season 1
8sFan upload of the intro. Eight seconds.
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