The Whitest Kids U' Know
A New York sketch troupe who filmed their own pilot and sold it, opening on a theme they perform themselves.
The Whitest Kids U' Know opens with a main title sequence of 26 seconds.
At 26 seconds, it opens well under the 38-second median for comedy sequences in this catalogue.
The opening titles
Season 1
26sFan upload of the original theme.
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