Big Train
Graham Linehan and Arthur Mathews' sketch show, which opens on nothing explaining itself and never does.
Big Train opens with a main title sequence of 31 seconds.
It arrived on BBC Two in 1998, when Talking Heads, Yes, Prime Minister and Absolutely Fabulous were also on the network.
The opening titles
Season 1
31sFan upload.
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