Blossom
A teenager narrating her own life to camera in a house otherwise entirely male, opening on a dance she performs herself.
Blossom opens with a main title sequence of 48 seconds.
At 48 seconds, it opens well above the 38-second median for comedy sequences in this catalogue.
It arrived on NBC in 1990, when Another World, Columbo and The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson were also on the network.
The opening titles
Season 1
48sFan upload from a videotape. Soft, but it is the sequence as broadcast rather than a reconstruction.
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