House
Anatomical illustration and MRI imagery over Massive Attack's 'Teardrop' — a diagnostic show that opens by looking inside a body rather than at one.
House rebuilt its titles: two distinct opening sequences are catalogued here across seasons 1 and 8, running between 31 and 33 seconds.
At 33 seconds at its longest, it opens well under the 50-second median for drama sequences in this catalogue.
It arrived on Fox in 2004, when America's Most Wanted, The X-Files and MADtv were also on the network.
Only 139 of the 2,618 shows catalogued here changed their titles at all; House did so once.
All 2 opening title sequences
Season 8
33sThe final season's version, with the cast cards updated after several departures.
Season 1
31sThe first season's version.
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