The Golden Palace
The Golden Girls minus one, running a Miami hotel for a single season before CBS stopped.
The Golden Palace opens with a main title sequence of 44 seconds.
It arrived on CBS in 1992, when Candid Camera, Guiding Light and As the World Turns were also on the network.
The opening titles
Season 1
44sFan upload of the opening. The copy labelled as the pilot's runs four minutes and takes in the cold open with it.
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