Unhappily Ever After
Married… with Children's writers doing it again, with a talking stuffed rabbit only the father can hear.
Unhappily Ever After opens with a main title sequence of 50 seconds.
At 50 seconds, it opens well above the 38-second median for comedy sequences in this catalogue.
It arrived on The WB in 1995, when Animaniacs, Sister, Sister and The Wayans Bros. were also on the network.
The opening titles
Season 1
50sFan upload of the intro. The alternatives are a frame-interpolated version and the theme as a music posting.
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- Seasons 1–8