Men of a Certain Age
Three friends at the wrong end of their forties, written by Ray Romano and Mike Royce.
Men of a Certain Age opens with a main title sequence of 34 seconds.
At 34 seconds, it opens well under the 50-second median for drama sequences in this catalogue.
It arrived on TNT in 2009, when The Closer, Leverage and Southland were also on the network.
The opening titles
Season 1
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