Star Trek: Lower Decks
2020–2024Paramount+Animation
The joke is in the structure: it opens exactly like a heroic Trek title sequence, and then the ship spends the entire minute getting wrecked by everything it meets. The Cerritos never wins a single shot of its own opening.
Seasons 1–5
68sHeld for all five seasons — Chris Westlake's brassy fanfare plays it completely straight while the Cerritos is chased, dented and humiliated by one anomaly after another.